Dadabot sits down to watch tv one summer’s eve. He’s not sure whether he was just willed into being or arrived on a spaceship from somewhere, but either way, he is confused by the advert breaks – thanks to http://wanderingeileen.wordpress.com/2011/06/12/601/ for inspiring this!
He of frugal protocol rhubarb delicious
An accident had at home
And he did but pretend nonchalance
All the while cows laughed.
Fungal toe infection clutches
Standard operating procedure
Part of asking questions urgently
Beautiful ladies, handmaidens of Venus
Swim, dance, sing and.
Perfect match another hygienic somewhat.
There is never enough time
Peas are shown, green, grown,
Fresh, frozen, five a day
Seeing that birds eyes are taken they see no more.
Freeze your elvish wrinkles, swish.
Knees on yours again. Pout.
Eat more peas.
Count how many peas so that
Fat you are not.
Points mean prizes and peas are points.
Lots of points.
Points need protecting with he.
To be free.
Questioning quality pervades eyelashes,
the asks when ambient treacle
Rescues pandas sobbing.