Reason for shouting: counting
Reason for counting: shouting
Department: apocalyptic grouting
Date of shouting: subsequent to the counting
Date of counting: prior to the shouting
Overview of shouting/counting event (include witness statements): (SHOUTING) SHOUNTING
Triggers of this behaviour: anticipation of this meeting, putative future allergic reaction to grouting (needs further investigation)
Refer to: Early anticipation shounting risk management and fudge minimisation team (EASRMFM)
Avoid breading/shredding/dreading or treading on badgers
Eat less fudge on Tuesday afternoons
Does this record reflect accurately the view of you, the service user: badgers?
Did anyone help you to complete this form: fudge
Signed: unique pupil number 10785678934590357894980639089458907350
Who was present at this meeting: those not absent.
Apologies: I’m sorry about the badgers.