Perfect Pea Protocol and Primordial Pea Procedures

Systems, efficient systems and

sweet, seamless, standard operating procedures (SSSOP)

Perfect pea protocol

and primordial pea procedures (PPPPPP)

Line them up, pea by pea,

Sit them in silence not a pea out of place (POOP),

Tell them they’re a disgrace,

Drill them with drive,

To keep them just alive.

Sit them in rows,

Not passive, not assertive,

Not different, not the same,

Allow them a voice,

As long as it is one voice and it is

Green, and sweetly deferentially pleasant.


If a pea is out of place then

Send the pea out of this place

And roll the sweet rows back again,

As if the rogue pea never was.

And never will be.

There is no space for chaos here.

Anger can be managed

And behaviour modified.


If we let chaos in we may never get out.

Wait at the door to count them in and out

And shout


While recording precisely the time of counting and the


And the what for.

Share the counting and time of counting

Countless times to other watchers

And interested parties

So that they too can

Shout the chaos down.

Be sure to set a target for the next counting,

And count up and down again to calm

Your steely nerves

Ready for more


And counting.


3 responses to “Perfect Pea Protocol and Primordial Pea Procedures

  1. reminding you to take the perfect poet award from poets rally week 48 today, visit me to see the award image, nominate another poet for week 49.
    a poet nominated you, this is on behalf of you, the poets who honor you and poets rally ..officially award, hope to see you post it.
    make a comment under the award post after you are done.
    bless you.

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