Pea fetish

Have you ever looked at a pea?

I mean, really looked at a pea,

Caressed it cupped it in the palm of your trembling hand,

Gazed upon its perfect spherical shape,

As the candlight flickers upon its wicked green-ness.

Have you ever tasted a pea?

I mean, really tasted a pea,

Rolled it slowly round and round,

And brushed it with soft lips of longing

Before the bite when it bursts its sweetness.


Me neither.